Pimps & Pastors

We should all have a problem with refugees being prostituted without their consent.

This morning, I read an intriguing comment from a person named, Raffey that caused me to imagine how evangelical pastors are eerily similar to pimps when it comes to taking advantage of vulnerable people. Why would anyone doubt that right now, pastoral-pimps across America are developing slick-assed marketing campaigns to fleece their congregations with highly emotional appeals to “help” the myriad of refugees fleeing the Middle East?

“Refugees” is the buzzword they employ to describe the godless desert-heathen fleeing war and terror that was highly likely caused by middle-aged American white men greedy for oil. But of course, they will never admit to that fact when it’s so damned easy to fleece their congregations like low-hanging fruit. They will only highlight on the multiple mega-screens in their “holy sanctuaries” images of ignorant savage refugees who will die and go to hell unless they, the Great White Hope, go save them. “Oops!” My bad, I should not have suggested that they, the pastoral pimps themselves, are actually going to go save the refugees because they’re not. Like “Hell-to-the-No!” they are not going! Pastor-Pimps couldn’t survive a day outside their cushy pseudo-religious bubble where they serve no one exempt themselves.

We should all have a problem with refugees being prostituted without their consent. And pastors, just like pimps, are very diligent about keeping most of the money for themselves. Pastors and pimps will use only as much money absolutely necessary on their prostitute-refugees to ensure their “ministry” makes maximum profits.

How is this not Super-Fu_ked Up?